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National Bank releases economic data for 2014

JUCĂREȘTI, 28 January 2015 – The National Bank of Juclandia, led by Governor Bursuc Novac, has released today the official economic data for 2014, after several revisions and corrections. The report presents various economic indicators, the most important of which is the GDP. As Juclandia has a mostly closed-market economy, all data is provided in … Continue reading


National Constituent Assembly outlines principles for new Constitution

JUCĂREȘTI, 14 January 2015 – After having been elected and sworn into office on 29 December 2014, one month after the dissolution of the Great National Assembly, the National Constituent Assembly met today to outline the principles that will guide the writing of the new Constitution, set to be finalised by July 2015. The Assembly … Continue reading


Parliament dissolved; Constituent assembly to be elected

JUCĂREȘTI, 29 November 2014 – The Great National Assembly of Juclandia has been dissolved in its entirety for the first time in its history, today, after a decree was signed by the King of Juclandia and counter-signed by the President, the Vice President, the Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister. This comes as a result … Continue reading


Bogi release sparks large scale reforms

JUCĂREȘTI, 16 October 2014 – On the 27th of September, a tweet on Juclandia’s official Twitter account announced that Ovia Bogi had been found lying on the streets of Paradissi, one of Juclandia’s municipalities, apparently having been thrown out of a car hours before. Taken to the ER at the Central Hospital in Jucărești, Bogi recovered … Continue reading


BREAKING: Ovia Bogi disappears. UPDATE: Gori to remain acting President

JUCĂREȘTI, 22 August 2014  – Ovia Bogi, the President-elect of Juclandia, due to take office tomorrow at the celebrations for the National Independence Day of Juclandia, has just been declared to have disappeared by the Juclandian Government, after she has not shown up at her workplace, at the Juclandian Royal Government. Her cooperative, “Royal”, of … Continue reading

Ovia Bogi (left) and Cocolino Jucărescu will finally be Juclandia's leaders starting November.

FINAL RESULTS ANNOUNCED. Bogi defeats Jucărescu for the first time!

JUCĂREȘTI, 18 August 2014 – The Central Electoral Committee of Juclandia has published today, in a press conference, the final results of the second round of the Juclandian presidential elections of 2014. In a remarkable turn of events, it is for the first time in the recent history of Juclandia when the Gori/Pisica presidential couple gets … Continue reading

Ovia Bogi (left) and Cocolino Jucărescu will finally be Juclandia's leaders starting November.

Election results announced. Bogi and Jucărescu go to run-off

JUCĂREȘTI, 11 August 2014 – The Central Electoral Committee of the Kingdom of Juclandia has published today the results of the general elections for the Presidency of Juclandia and for the Council of State. The Popular Unity Front and its candidate, Ovia Bogi, have won the elections by a landslide, with the Popular Unity Front … Continue reading

3 of the 4 candidates of the last year's presidential election are running again as front-runners

Bogi, Jucărescu and Bartholomeos hold talks on Juclandia and international situation

JUCĂREȘTI, 2 August 2014 – The front-runners of the 10 August presidential election in Juclandia, Ovia Bogi of the Popular Unity Front, Gori Jucărescu of the United Revolutionary Front and Patriarch Bartholomeos II Pravoslavnici of the New Democracy have met today for a couple of hours to discuss the future of Juclandia. Prime Minister Teddy Populescu … Continue reading


555 days with Prime Minister Populescu

JUCĂREȘTI, 10 July 2014  – Today, our nation’s Prime Minister, Teddy Populescu, celebrates 555 days since he has been sworn into office. During this time, he has managed to lead only one cabinet, due to his coalition’s large majority in the Assembly of Deputies, a thing that assured a great stability in the act of governance. … Continue reading

Gori Jucărescu is running for re-election. He has been dubbed by left-wing media "The Eternal One".

General elections and federal competitions

JUCĂREȘTI, 31 May 2014 –  As the Academy of Juclandia is busy writing “The Great Book of Juclandia”, a book intended to present the history, the traditions and customs of Juclandia, as well as the nation’s mythological past, politicians are also busy with their own activities, as general elections are due to be organised by the government … Continue reading

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