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Parliament dissolved; Constituent assembly to be elected

JUCĂREȘTI, 29 November 2014 – The Great National Assembly of Juclandia has been dissolved in its entirety for the first time in its history, today, after a decree was signed by the King of Juclandia and counter-signed by the President, the Vice President, the Prime Minister and the Deputy Prime Minister. This comes as a result … Continue reading

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Bogi release sparks large scale reforms

JUCĂREȘTI, 16 October 2014 – On the 27th of September, a tweet on Juclandia’s official Twitter account announced that Ovia Bogi had been found lying on the streets of Paradissi, one of Juclandia’s municipalities, apparently having been thrown out of a car hours before. Taken to the ER at the Central Hospital in Jucărești, Bogi recovered … Continue reading

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BREAKING: Ovia Bogi disappears. UPDATE: Gori to remain acting President

JUCĂREȘTI, 22 August 2014  – Ovia Bogi, the President-elect of Juclandia, due to take office tomorrow at the celebrations for the National Independence Day of Juclandia, has just been declared to have disappeared by the Juclandian Government, after she has not shown up at her workplace, at the Juclandian Royal Government. Her cooperative, “Royal”, of … Continue reading

Ovia Bogi (left) and Cocolino Jucărescu will finally be Juclandia's leaders starting November.

FINAL RESULTS ANNOUNCED. Bogi defeats Jucărescu for the first time!

JUCĂREȘTI, 18 August 2014 – The Central Electoral Committee of Juclandia has published today, in a press conference, the final results of the second round of the Juclandian presidential elections of 2014. In a remarkable turn of events, it is for the first time in the recent history of Juclandia when the Gori/Pisica presidential couple gets … Continue reading

Ovia Bogi (left) and Cocolino Jucărescu will finally be Juclandia's leaders starting November.

Election results announced. Bogi and Jucărescu go to run-off

JUCĂREȘTI, 11 August 2014 – The Central Electoral Committee of the Kingdom of Juclandia has published today the results of the general elections for the Presidency of Juclandia and for the Council of State. The Popular Unity Front and its candidate, Ovia Bogi, have won the elections by a landslide, with the Popular Unity Front … Continue reading

3 of the 4 candidates of the last year's presidential election are running again as front-runners

Bogi, Jucărescu and Bartholomeos hold talks on Juclandia and international situation

JUCĂREȘTI, 2 August 2014 – The front-runners of the 10 August presidential election in Juclandia, Ovia Bogi of the Popular Unity Front, Gori Jucărescu of the United Revolutionary Front and Patriarch Bartholomeos II Pravoslavnici of the New Democracy have met today for a couple of hours to discuss the future of Juclandia. Prime Minister Teddy Populescu … Continue reading

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555 days with Prime Minister Populescu

JUCĂREȘTI, 10 July 2014  – Today, our nation’s Prime Minister, Teddy Populescu, celebrates 555 days since he has been sworn into office. During this time, he has managed to lead only one cabinet, due to his coalition’s large majority in the Assembly of Deputies, a thing that assured a great stability in the act of governance. … Continue reading

Gori Jucărescu is running for re-election. He has been dubbed by left-wing media "The Eternal One".

General elections and federal competitions

JUCĂREȘTI, 31 May 2014 –  As the Academy of Juclandia is busy writing “The Great Book of Juclandia”, a book intended to present the history, the traditions and customs of Juclandia, as well as the nation’s mythological past, politicians are also busy with their own activities, as general elections are due to be organised by the government … Continue reading

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Editorial: 45 Years of Slavery

JUCĂREȘTI, 9 May 2014 – Today, the people of the former Soviet Union celebrate 69 years since the Soviets managed to defeat Nazi Germany. It is indeed a day of joy, even though the German Instrument of Surrender was actually signed on May 8. It is a day when Nazism has been defeated, together with everything … Continue reading

Hristos a Înviat!

  JUCĂREȘTI, 20 April 2014 – Another year passes by and the people of Juclandia yet again join together into joy and peace to celebrate the Resurrection of Our Lord Jesus Christ. A holiday that the Juclandian people do not celebrate as a commemoration – but as an atemporal even that is contemporary with the … Continue reading

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